my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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