Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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