the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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