It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.