she was so not down for the gang bang
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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