we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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