sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Drunk is not a location!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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