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(631): View more from New York

Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..

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god i miss watching you do this...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(253): View more from Washington

No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions

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(214): View more from Texas

Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...

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(434): View more from Virginia

He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.

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(804): View more from Virginia

In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.

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(514): View more from Quebec

u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me

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