I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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