..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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