You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
