I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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