Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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