i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You can make out without kissing
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