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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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