I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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