I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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