literally had 100 drinks last night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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