I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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