Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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