she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
We need to get me chipped asap
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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