VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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