I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Is Oprah even human
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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