? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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