This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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