with your own penis?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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