we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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