i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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