Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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