ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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