Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson