Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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