Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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