I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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