If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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