What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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