LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a shit load of segways right now
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize