He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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