im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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