I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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