Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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