ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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