if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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