Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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