Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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