Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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