hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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