the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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