Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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