so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Panties = found
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You don't make any sense
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