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I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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