You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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