i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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