I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
too bad you live with your parents still
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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