ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Someone shattered a urinal.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The dick lei will go down in squad history
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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