This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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