take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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