its not stalking. its research.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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