I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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